Machete don't text, but he does drink ice tea

Posted Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 1:00 PM Central
Last updated Wednesday, January 12, 2011 at 2:59 PM Central

by Tim Briscoe

He's never typed 'LOL!'

Veteran "heavy" Danny Trejo finally gets his due in the lead role of Machete. His career of playing the tough guy has given him great experience in handling even the most delicate situation.

As the title character in Machete, Trejo seeks revenge against those who've betrayed him. The Robert Rodriguez movie is based on the filmmaker's faux movie trailer featured in the Grindhouse double feature.

In the following video you can see how Machete's life lessons can be applied to everyday work scenarios. Watch and learn:

If that weren't enough, check out this awesome claymation commercial for Lipton Brisk tea featuring everyone's favorite former Mexican Federale.

Machete is now on DVD and Blu-ray. It co-stars Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, and Steven Seagal.

¡Viva Machete!